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terça-feira, 30 de novembro de 2010
30 status de facebook bem gostosos...
...tão gostosos que nem precisam de introdução. Ora aí vai...
“Negative candles are cantdles”
“So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.”
“Insert coin to view my status message.”
"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."
"..says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.”
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google."
“Fat kids are harder to kidnap”
“Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
“Does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?”
“I am gonna be naked, and that's my Halloween costume.”
“If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists”
“..wants to be buried at sea... so if you wanna dance on my grave, be my guest!”
“you know what I find really funny?............. jokes.”
“I sometimes fall asleep while...”
“like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!”
“Tried comforting my buddy that was waiting on the results of his HIV test. I guess "think positive" wasn't what he wanted to hear.”
“That is not my picture on the wall! I got framed.”
“If I was a superhero I would choose the ability to see through glass”
“lost my cellphone if you find it .....call me”
“I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?”
“Not every flower can say love, a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!”
“Today I told my car it's ok to tell me it's a Transformer. It did'nt answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment....”
“I'm so cool I embarass winter”
“Allow me to introduce my selves.”
“Morning all.... as you can see your assassins fails!”
“My gf died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water.”
“When you sponsor a dog, The dog will write back to you... How??”
“So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.”
“Insert coin to view my status message.”
"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."
"..says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.”
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google."
“Fat kids are harder to kidnap”
“Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
“Does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?”
“I am gonna be naked, and that's my Halloween costume.”
“If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists”
“..wants to be buried at sea... so if you wanna dance on my grave, be my guest!”
“you know what I find really funny?............. jokes.”
“I sometimes fall asleep while...”
“like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!”
“Tried comforting my buddy that was waiting on the results of his HIV test. I guess "think positive" wasn't what he wanted to hear.”
“That is not my picture on the wall! I got framed.”
“If I was a superhero I would choose the ability to see through glass”
“lost my cellphone if you find it .....call me”
“I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?”
“Not every flower can say love, a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!”
“Today I told my car it's ok to tell me it's a Transformer. It did'nt answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment....”
“I'm so cool I embarass winter”
“Allow me to introduce my selves.”
“Morning all.... as you can see your assassins fails!”
“My gf died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water.”
“When you sponsor a dog, The dog will write back to you... How??”
Agradecimentos:
http://www.littleabout.com/
Porque insultar também é uma arte...
O insulto é tido como baixo e decadente. E até pode ser em grande parte das vezes que é utilizado. Mas é verdade que, em certas alturas, o insulto é uma autêntica obra de arte e o cinema eleva-o aos mais altos níveis.
É aqui que entra o senhor Harry Hanrahan, britânico de nacionalidade, que compilou os 100 melhores insultos no cinema.
Aprendam alguma coisa e modernizem o vosso insulto...
segunda-feira, 29 de novembro de 2010
Things about Math...
As verdades dizem-se prováveis pela matemática. Até aquelas que parecem difíceis de provar e que dividem a comunidade (neste caso, o homem da mulher). Existem imensas disputas inter-sexuais que pouco têm de provado. Muitas ficam-se pela crença quase religiosa em pontos mais ou menos aleatórios e verídicos.
Agora, matematicamente, a história é outra... e aqui fica a prova absoluta de um facto inegável: "As mulheres são más."
Satisfied?
O monstro do spaghetti voador
A América é um país muito forte em termos de gerar ideias. Até porque muitas delas são parvas.
Em 2005, no estado americano do Kansas, foi decidido que a hipótese do Criacionismo deveria ter o mesmo tempo de atenção nas aulas de ciência quanto a teoria da Evolução. É claro que a comunidade cientifica não ficou propriamente agradada com esta decisão. Um destes senhores foi o físico Bobby Henderson, que sugeriu que, se a criação pode ser apoiada por referencias a um Criador pouco específico, então qualquer criatura que possa ser imaginada pode cumprir esse papel.
É então que surge que o mundo foi criado pelo monstro do spaghetti voador. Desde aí o Pastafarianismo tem crescido com novos seguidores a cada dia.
"I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."
"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs."
- Bobby Henderson
Os pastafarianos veneram os piratas. Para estes religiosos, estas figuras representam exploradores do amor e divulgadores da boa vontade. Estas figuras estão também relacionadas com o aquecimento global, terramotos e furacões. De facto, Henderson desenvolveu uma teoria que explica o aquecimento global:
O aquecimento global está a subir proporcionalmente com o desaparecimento dos piratas. Outra prova desta ideia encontra-se no baixíssimo nível de emissões da Somália, país que tem a mais elevada concentração de piratas do mundo.
Foi lançado um desafio em que seria dado um prémio de 1000000 da moeda do criacionismo para quem conseguisse provar empiricamente que Jesus não é filho do monstro do spaghetti voador.
Leituras Recomendadas:
Bobby Henderson. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hardcover). (2006). ISBN 0-00-723160-1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
Ideias e Arrumos
Às vezes é preciso arrumar as ideias.
A primeira ideia é partilhar... mas manter tudo arrumadinho.
Sejam bem-vindos.
A primeira ideia é partilhar... mas manter tudo arrumadinho.
Sejam bem-vindos.
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